In the immortal words of Margaret Cho: "Where's my parade?"

[grissecon]

For future reference here's my score on the latest

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	40% When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself	65%
Shamelessness	59.5% It takes a couple of drinks	79.3%
Sex Drive	71.1% A fool for love, but not always	77.7%
Straightness	19.6% Knows the other body type like a map	44.6%
Gayness	17.9% Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame	83.7%
Fucking Sick	63.7% Dipped into depravity	90%
You are 44.5% pure Average Score: 72.6%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up!

'Cause I'm all about making those percentages lower over the next year. Oh, yeah. LOL