I'd run away screaming but it's been a long day

First order of business once I get some cash is to stuff my face with all the food that I've been taunted with by my tv during the past two weeks. I never noticed that every other commercial is about food but now getting through half an hour of television is insanity inducing. I have to remember to find some place where I can get a massive breakfast, seafood (specially crab legs, I need crab legs), and sushi. Also, must pay a visit to Toxic Hell and KFC. Possibly order a pizza with everything, as well.

In the meantime, I've been doing my level best to distract my rumbling tummy with porn. I think if I can get my brain confused enough on the matter, I'll start craving sex instead of food, which would be great, because sex is free. LOL