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I had to do something while catching my breath in between bouts of porn. The 100 Ways stories are killing me. Have I mentioned how much I love my fandom lately? 'Cause it's a lot. ""
WRATH
Who did you last get angry with? Myself, probably.
What is your weapon of choice? Complete indifference about the person's existence. (Kind of like the psychopathic level of the "cold shoulder")
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? I have.
How about of the same sex? Yeah.
Who was the last person that got really angry at you? Probably the girl on the T whose bag I handed to her. (Little handbag. Crowded train. The asshat actually had the gall to glare at me.)
What is your pet peeve? Lack of common courtesy. Little things like that chick on the train make me see red. Major betrayal, on the other hand, I can brush off. ::shrugs::
Do you hold grudges, or can you let them go easily? I hold grudges for-ever. Actually, I think I've maybe let go two in my entire life.
SLOTH
What is the latest you've ever woken up? I'm pretty nocturnal, so... The longest I've ever slept without being sick about 14 hours, though.
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't. My Senior Tutor. Meep!
What is the last lame excuse you've made? Too tired to go out. It was true but, still, lame.
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? No.
When was the last time you got a good workout in? I don't even recall.
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? None.
GLUTTONY
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Loose leaf imported teas. I've spent some truly ridiculous amounts on those.
White meat or dark meat? Both.
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Oh, man! That was probably the night of "12 Beers and a Blowjob". Which I mean to turn into a pseudo-parody of "Four Wedding and a Funeral" someday. ::grin::
Have you ever used a professional diet company? No.
Do you have an issue with your weight? No.
Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Spicy.
Have you ever taken food "to go" from a buffet? No.
LUST
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? Ummm, lots.
How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? Also lots.
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Yeah.
Have you wanted someone who was taken? Yep.
What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Breasts, butt, legs... I'm pretty much a fan of all body parts.
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No.
Have you ever had a one night stand? Yes.
GREED
How many credit cards do you own? Just the one.
What's your guilty pleasure? Makeup.
If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Pay all my debts. Pay tuition for this summer. Buy tons of boots, probably.
Would you rather be rich or famous? Rich.
Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Yes.
Have you ever stolen anything? Yes.
How many mp3's are on your hard drive? About a thousand, I think.
PRIDE
What's one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Gotten out.
What's one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Gotten into Harvard.
What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Writing something I'm happy with.
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? No.
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Yes.
Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? No.
What did you do today that you're proud of? Nothing.
ENVY
What item of your friend's would you most want to have for your own? Any of the lovely iPods.
If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? I don't think I'd want to be anyone else. Just me with all their stuff.
Have you ever been cheated on? No.
Have you ever cheated on someone? No.
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Oh, god, yes. Straight hair.
What trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Tenacity. I'm too easily distracted.
What is your favorite deadly sin? Lust, hands down.
This has made me realize I'm going straight to hell. Hee.
And these are probably the other reasons why:
Blender's list of the 50 worst songs. Bold the ones you like and explain yourself.
1. We Built This City - Starship
2. Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight - Wang Chung
4. Rollin' - Limp Bizkit I have no excuse. I just like it.
5. Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice Ok, I like this song. You got a problem with dat? I didn't think so.
6. The Heart of Rock & Roll - Huey
7. Don't Worry, Be Happy
8. Party All the Time - Eddie Murphy
9. American Life - Madonna
10. Ebony and Ivory
11. Invisible - Clay Aiken
12. Kokomo - The Beach Boys
13. Illegal Alien - Genesis
14. From a Distance - Bette Midler
15. I'll Be There for You - The Rembrandts
16. What's Up? - 4 Non Blondes Don't so much like it as don't mind it. ::shrug::
17. Pumps and a Bump - Hammer
18. You're the Inspiration - Chicago
19. Broken Wings - Mr. Mister This song does not belong on this list. It was the 80's! I think it's pretty
20. Dancing on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie
21. Two Princes - Spin Doctors
22. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) - Toby Keith
23. Sunglasses at Night - Corey Hart You will never find any hating on Corey Hart in this LJ.
24. Superman - Five for Fighting I agree that this isn't a good song, but it makes me think of woobie!Clark, so I like it anyway.
25. I'll Be Missing You - Puff Daddy
26. The End - The Doors Blasphemy! I love this song. It's like a really wrong Blake poem on acid.
27. The Final Countdown - Europe
28. Your Body Is a Wonderland - John Mayer
29. Breakfast at Tiffany's - Deep Blue Something
30. Greatest Love of All - Whitney Houston
31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Crash Test Dummies
32. Will 2K - Will Smith
33. Barbie Girl - Aqua
34. Longer - Dan Fogelberg
35. Shiny Happy People - R.E.M.
36. Make Em Say Uhh! - Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia-X and Mystikal
37. Rico Suave - Gerardo
38. Cotton Eyed Joe - Rednex
39. She Bangs - Ricky Martin
40. I Wanna Sex You Up - Color Me Badd
41. We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel
42. The Sounds of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel
43. Follow Me - Uncle Kracker
44. I'll Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) - Meat Loaf
45. Mesmerize - Ja Rule featuring Ashanti
46. Hangin' Tough - New Kids on the Block
47. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You - Bryan Adams
48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da - The Beatles
49. I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred Oh, come on! It's funny!
50. My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
Now back to the stories. Yay!
WRATH
Who did you last get angry with? Myself, probably.
What is your weapon of choice? Complete indifference about the person's existence. (Kind of like the psychopathic level of the "cold shoulder")
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? I have.
How about of the same sex? Yeah.
Who was the last person that got really angry at you? Probably the girl on the T whose bag I handed to her. (Little handbag. Crowded train. The asshat actually had the gall to glare at me.)
What is your pet peeve? Lack of common courtesy. Little things like that chick on the train make me see red. Major betrayal, on the other hand, I can brush off. ::shrugs::
Do you hold grudges, or can you let them go easily? I hold grudges for-ever. Actually, I think I've maybe let go two in my entire life.
SLOTH
What is the latest you've ever woken up? I'm pretty nocturnal, so... The longest I've ever slept without being sick about 14 hours, though.
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't. My Senior Tutor. Meep!
What is the last lame excuse you've made? Too tired to go out. It was true but, still, lame.
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? No.
When was the last time you got a good workout in? I don't even recall.
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? None.
GLUTTONY
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Loose leaf imported teas. I've spent some truly ridiculous amounts on those.
White meat or dark meat? Both.
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Oh, man! That was probably the night of "12 Beers and a Blowjob". Which I mean to turn into a pseudo-parody of "Four Wedding and a Funeral" someday. ::grin::
Have you ever used a professional diet company? No.
Do you have an issue with your weight? No.
Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Spicy.
Have you ever taken food "to go" from a buffet? No.
LUST
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? Ummm, lots.
How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? Also lots.
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Yeah.
Have you wanted someone who was taken? Yep.
What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Breasts, butt, legs... I'm pretty much a fan of all body parts.
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No.
Have you ever had a one night stand? Yes.
GREED
How many credit cards do you own? Just the one.
What's your guilty pleasure? Makeup.
If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Pay all my debts. Pay tuition for this summer. Buy tons of boots, probably.
Would you rather be rich or famous? Rich.
Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Yes.
Have you ever stolen anything? Yes.
How many mp3's are on your hard drive? About a thousand, I think.
PRIDE
What's one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Gotten out.
What's one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Gotten into Harvard.
What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Writing something I'm happy with.
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? No.
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Yes.
Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? No.
What did you do today that you're proud of? Nothing.
ENVY
What item of your friend's would you most want to have for your own? Any of the lovely iPods.
If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? I don't think I'd want to be anyone else. Just me with all their stuff.
Have you ever been cheated on? No.
Have you ever cheated on someone? No.
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Oh, god, yes. Straight hair.
What trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Tenacity. I'm too easily distracted.
What is your favorite deadly sin? Lust, hands down.
This has made me realize I'm going straight to hell. Hee.
And these are probably the other reasons why:
Blender's list of the 50 worst songs. Bold the ones you like and explain yourself.
1. We Built This City - Starship
2. Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight - Wang Chung
4. Rollin' - Limp Bizkit I have no excuse. I just like it.
5. Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice Ok, I like this song. You got a problem with dat? I didn't think so.
6. The Heart of Rock & Roll - Huey
7. Don't Worry, Be Happy
8. Party All the Time - Eddie Murphy
9. American Life - Madonna
10. Ebony and Ivory
11. Invisible - Clay Aiken
12. Kokomo - The Beach Boys
13. Illegal Alien - Genesis
14. From a Distance - Bette Midler
15. I'll Be There for You - The Rembrandts
16. What's Up? - 4 Non Blondes Don't so much like it as don't mind it. ::shrug::
17. Pumps and a Bump - Hammer
18. You're the Inspiration - Chicago
19. Broken Wings - Mr. Mister This song does not belong on this list. It was the 80's! I think it's pretty
20. Dancing on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie
21. Two Princes - Spin Doctors
22. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) - Toby Keith
23. Sunglasses at Night - Corey Hart You will never find any hating on Corey Hart in this LJ.
24. Superman - Five for Fighting I agree that this isn't a good song, but it makes me think of woobie!Clark, so I like it anyway.
25. I'll Be Missing You - Puff Daddy
26. The End - The Doors Blasphemy! I love this song. It's like a really wrong Blake poem on acid.
27. The Final Countdown - Europe
28. Your Body Is a Wonderland - John Mayer
29. Breakfast at Tiffany's - Deep Blue Something
30. Greatest Love of All - Whitney Houston
31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Crash Test Dummies
32. Will 2K - Will Smith
33. Barbie Girl - Aqua
34. Longer - Dan Fogelberg
35. Shiny Happy People - R.E.M.
36. Make Em Say Uhh! - Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia-X and Mystikal
37. Rico Suave - Gerardo
38. Cotton Eyed Joe - Rednex
39. She Bangs - Ricky Martin
40. I Wanna Sex You Up - Color Me Badd
41. We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel
42. The Sounds of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel
43. Follow Me - Uncle Kracker
44. I'll Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) - Meat Loaf
45. Mesmerize - Ja Rule featuring Ashanti
46. Hangin' Tough - New Kids on the Block
47. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You - Bryan Adams
48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da - The Beatles
49. I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred Oh, come on! It's funny!
50. My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
Now back to the stories. Yay!
