I've been tooling around Rum and Monkey and have returned bearing many quiz results. The results aren't the point, though. Their tests are really funny. Go and take a look, if you want to spend some time at work attempting to giggle quietly.

Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.

Are you damned?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey
You have been naughty. You are the sort of person who used to pull off the wings and legs of flies when you were a child, and giggle at the black speck that remained. Evil is written right through you like 'Blackpool' through a stick of rock. You malingering deviant. Prepare for eternal damnation. You deserve it.

What Kind of Drunk Are You?
Wow. I really have nothing to do.

Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.

Are you damned?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey
You have been naughty. You are the sort of person who used to pull off the wings and legs of flies when you were a child, and giggle at the black speck that remained. Evil is written right through you like 'Blackpool' through a stick of rock. You malingering deviant. Prepare for eternal damnation. You deserve it.

What Kind of Drunk Are You?
Wow. I really have nothing to do.